| *actual conversation* | |
| ( the day ptx cheerleader video came out ) | |
| Me: | OMG OMG OMG SQUEEEEE |
| Friend: | If you mention ptx my ears are going to bleed |
| Me: | Guess what! |
| Friend: | ... |
| Me: | PTX cheerleader came out!!!! SQUEEEEEEEE |
| Friend: | ..... |
| Me: | And guess who looks cute in the video? |
| Friend: | ... |
| Me: | Mitchell Coby Michael Grassi |
| Friend: | ... |
| *at the mall* | |
| Avi: | Shoot we lost Mitch again. |
| Scott: | Chill I know how to find him. |
| Scott: | *shouts* IM SO BORED. I THINK I WILL JUST DO SOME TINDERING WITH AVI. |
| Mitch: | *breaks through the glass window of acne studios* |
| Mitch: | *shouts* NOBODY TINDERS WITH DEB BUT ME. |
| Scott: | There you are Lulu. |